Here are the highlights from an interview I did awhile back with Eden Baylee.  She asked the questions, I answered them as sincerely as possible:

EDEN:  What turns you on creatively?

DAN:  Caffeine, and reading a book I wish I’d written.

Which words or phrases do you most overuse?

‘Just Google it.’

What quality do you most admire in a woman?

An appreciation for vengeance.

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

My vertical leap.

What is your greatest fear?


What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?


If you could choose what to come back as, what would it be?

Bigfoot, just to know that I actually exist.

What do you consider your greatest achievement?

Avoiding incarceration.

What is the trait you most deplore in others?

A flagrant rejection of common thong etiquette.

What is one thing you want to do before you die?

Get drunk with Keith Richards.

What is your present state of mind?


What are some of your favorite curse words?

It’s not a curse, but I’ve become quite fond of the word ‘trousers.’

What is your motto?

‘Just Google it.’

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